This goes out to someone who doesn't know of this blog's existence.
Enough with the goddamn Facebook posts about how ashamed you are that Michelle Bachmann won the Straw Poll.
1) The straw poll doesn't mean anything.
2) You weren't even going to consider voting for someone other than Obama anyway. You know full well O could molest your parents, kidnap your children, burn your house to the ground, and wipe his sacred ass with your life savings, and you'd still vote for him. So don't give me any bullshit about how those hick teabaggers left you with no other choice.
3) You weren't so ashamed of Iowa when the state Supreme Court legalized gay marriage. Evidently, your love for the state is somewhat conditional.
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